Data Diva $25
per month · GST incl.
Data Only
- Perfect for Tablets and eBook Readers
- Unlimited NZ and International Data
- Unlimited Data - Speed Capped to 1Mbps
- 4G and 5G ready
- Physical SIM and eSIMs Available
Prepaid · Unlimited · Human
Tired of mobile plans that treat you like a walking dollar sign? Same. So were we. That's why we ditched the corporate BS and built bl33p - a Telco that actually gives a damn about what's important to you.
01 — Why bl33p
When you call bl33p, a human picks up. No chatbots, no phone menus, no ticket numbers disappearing into the void — just the same two people every time, who stay on your problem until it's actually sorted.
0 bots0 phone menus100% human
We want to save the planet, just as much as you do. Mother Earth thanks you!
You'll never have to chase us, you'll deal with the same people every time you call!
Just a knowledge-base with fixes and an FAQ that actually gets updated (we're not lazy).
We're just two people in Whangarei, NZ. We know our stuff, we know you, and we're not afraid to admit when we screw up (we'll fix it—promise!). Being a small tight-knit squad of real people, we can do things that other companies can't.
Just ask, and we'll do all we can to get everything sorted for you – If you're happy, we're happy!
02 — Savings
We're a small, lean team, that's run by real people (yes, humans with an actual heartbeat!). No fancy offices, no hidden fees, no nickel-and-diming. Just simple prepaid plans with no extra charges for data, minutes, or SMS - no sneaky tricks.
If you need help with your account, we can really help you out in ways that really make a difference:
nb. To claim the discount, a First Responder, Medical Professional, Teacher, or Serviceman must provide proof of employment (ID badge, letter, or whatever works). We'll talk it through with you and figure out a way to sort it for you.
03 — Plans
We offer up to 98% coverage across NZ. Roaming? Coming soon—likely only on our Speed Demon plan (if you're adventurous).
per month · GST incl.
Data Only
per month · GST incl.
Voice, SMS, and Data
per month · GST incl.
Voice, SMS, and Data
Make sure to include details about yourself, how we can contact you, and which plan you're interested in. We'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible, and see if we can't provide you with the Mobile Phone service you deserve!
04 — The Details
We're all about keeping things simple and straightforward. Here's the real deal:
We offer three kinds of plans:
| Plan | Good for | Calls & SMS | Data |
|---|---|---|---|
| Data Diva$25 / month | Great for everyday — tablets, eReaders, low-key chats, and cat videos (SD quality). Emails and browsing - basic stuff. | — | Unlimited, speed capped at 1Mbps |
| Chatterbox$35 / month | Perfect for most folks. Like Data Diva, but with calls and messages. | Unlimited to Australia and New Zealand | Unlimited, speed capped at 1Mbps |
| Speed Demon$65 / month | Download games, watch Netflix in 4K (if you dare). | Unlimited to Australia and New Zealand | Full speed — No Speed or Data Caps, no limits |
Plans are prepaid monthly. They're invoiced on the 10th of every month, with a due date of the 17th. If you join any time between the 18th and the 9th of the following month, you'll only be charged a pro-rated amount up front for the first part month, and you'll get your first full invoice for the following month on the 10th. Why do we bill on the 10th of every month?
nb. All of our Plans follow our Fair Use Policy. Please read it thoroughly, as it governs everything you can and cannot do with your new Internet Superpowers!
05 — FAQ
We're small, personal, and keep things simple—no hidden fees, no contracts, just great service. No fine print, just honesty.
Yes! Our Data Diva and Chatterbox caps at 1Mbps to keep costs low, but data always flows (just slower for your cat's epic TikTok). Our Speed Demon plan has full speed - all day, all night, all the binge-watching you crave.
We offer up to 98% coverage across NZ (because we like showing off).
We're mostly cheaper than the rest - no long-term contracts, just honest rates for truly unlimited plans.
No long-term contracts—cancel anytime, no hidden fees (we don't play those kinds of games).
We might be slow (we're human), but we're Friendly, thoughtful, open, honest, and human - no robotic menus or AI (we'll talk to you directly, no bots).
Yes! 5% off per attached account (minimum 3, max 7—because families matter).
Roaming's coming soon—most likely on Speed Demon. Need to know more? Ask us—we'll keep you posted.
Easy! We guide you step by step. Nothing automatic—just humans helping humans.
Nope—no hidden fees! What you see is what you pay. All prices include GST.
06 — Contact
We're here! Get in touch via:
We have no fancy offices—just emails, calls, or face-to-face. Easy. That's it - simple stuff so you can enjoy your plan without stress.
We're happy to help (and we'll actually reply!)
Fill this in and a real human will read it — usually with a coffee in hand.
We store personal info only for billing and shipping. Credit and Debit cards - Stripe handles that for us. We will NEVER sell your private information. We will NEVER discuss your account with anyone, without your permission.
All of our interactions with you are covered by our Privacy Policy.
We do occasionally have to pass on your information to our partners for things like number porting, and account usage tracking.